Tag Archives: warning message

Feeding is now litter

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This sign, posted on a San Diego, California, trolley stop, equates feeding birds with litter. If feeding is litter, this suggests you probably don’t want to try eating a snack on the trolley, or breast feeding an infant. Photo taken with an iPhone.

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Quiet stud are

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This Yoda-like sign suggests that studs are quiet.

Yet in an informal sampling of every woman I know, they claim this is not true. Unless, of course, the stud is asked a question requiring an answer, in which case absolute silence is all but guaranteed.

Taken in the Geisel Library, University of California San Diego.

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Where does spam come from? Costco.

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One of the great mysteries of the modern world is: where does spam come from? It seems that no matter what kind of filters you put on your E-mail, or what kind of special software you install or special service you subscribe to, or what kind of special hardware your ISP (Internet Service Provider) installs, you still get spam. The FBI and Secret Service and Interpol can arrest spammers and shut down their spam-spewing botnets, yet spam still keeps coming.

No wonder: this photo was taken with an iPhone at a Costco. Spam is right in our neighborhoods, by the pallet load.

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Plan ahead

You know how you’ve waited all year to sell things during the Christmas season? Some business report 60 to 90 percent of their profits come from sales during the November-December period, and they plan accordingly.

Such as this vendor who crafted a sign too large for a placard too small: “CHRISTNA FRESH WREATHS.” Nothing spells quality so much as a clear, unambiguous sign.

Photo taken with an iPhone in Silverdale, Washington.

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Be sure and read the fine print

Emergency signage should be clear, concise and to the point.

Here is a stellar example, the Fire Evacuation Plan for a hotel near Seattle-Tacoma International Airport. Only the top third of the sign has anything to do with fire evacuation; the rest of the plan is devoted to:

  • Safety and security
  • Your vehicle
  • Traveling
  • Guest room security
  • Safe deposit boxes
  • Keys
  • Reporting [suspicious activity]
  • Recreational activity
  • Room rates
  • Check out times
  • And the ever popular Hotel Laws of the state of Washington.

Photo taken with an iPhone.

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