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Sign ambiguity

Raising a child overseas has some odd challenges. One of them is getting them to the stage where they can independently visit a restroom. The first problem: which restroom?

This is compounded somewhat if you need to not only teach the child that restrooms come in at least two types, but also more than one language. In Japan, some restrooms used symbols, such as ▼for men’s restrooms and ▲for women’s restrooms, or ♂ for men and ♀ for women. But it also isn’t uncommon to find restrooms with signs that say, in English, “Men” or “Women.” Even a pre-literate child can  figure out the symbols, or that the word “women” is longer than “men.”

Having mastered this level of independence, our child was nothing short of enraged to move to the US and find restrooms, usually in restaurants, labeled “Hombre” and “Mujer” or “Señor” and “Señorita” or “Blokes” and “Sheilas” or “Monsieur” and “Mademoiselle” or some other cutesy combo.  The rage soon receded as other aspects of American life eclipsed this madness.

But then I recently came across this restroom sign, and felt utterly perplexed:

W.C. shoe? A water closet for shoes? Is this a dancing slipper? Really, at this point, I'm not interested in shoes, I just want a restroom.
W.C. shoe? A water closet for shoes? Is this a dancing slipper? Really, at this point, I’m not interested in shoes, I just want a restroom.

Pay now. But what?

Possible interpretations for this sign:

Pay Now! At the Kiosk!
Pay Now! At the Kiosk!
  • Pay for people?
  • Pay for children?
  • Buy this sign?

While we are on the subject of this sign: do you pay at the kiosk, or do you pay at the pay station? Must you pay at the pay station kiosk? Isn’t that redundantly redundant, in a redundant sort of way?

And since when is it the job of signs (or mechanical voices) to thank you? Have you ever felt any particular thankful sincerity from a metal sign?

Tattered Cover: a bookstore

Tattered Cover is a bookstore in Denver, Colorado. A real, brick-and-mortar (or possibly reinforced concrete and drywall) store selling physical books made of paper and cloth. It isn’t part of some huge corporate conglomerate, with ties into publishing companies and multimedia giants, but an independent bookstore.

How independent? Tattered Cover fought against provisions of the Patriot Act that allowed for seizure of book purchase records without a warrant or hearing. Prior to that, Tattered Cover had defended First Amendment rights in challenges by Colorado law enforcement groups seeking to broadly define obscenity, or to tie book purchases to illegal drug operations.

Eat. Sleep. Read.
Eat. Sleep. Read. It must work, as this shelf is supposed to be devoted to overstock, but it is clearly empty.

Tattered Cover’s commitment to the tried and true values of democracy and physical books also extends to plumbing:

Tattered Cover men's restroom urinals
Tattered Cover has some brand-new plumbing that has an old-fashioned look.

You just don’t see plumbing like this in men’s rooms any more. The plumbing is new; where did they even find it?

Send your poem to space

Humans can not only put people on the moon, we can also send poems to space. On Thursday, September 20, 2012, a large helium-filled balloon was launched from Weston Park, west of the University of Sheffield in Sheffield, England. Equipped with two cameras, a GPS transponder, a thermometer, a heating pad, and two poems, the vehicle cost £350 pounds, and aside from the cargo, consisted mostly of the balloon itself, string, duct tape, and a polystyrene box serving as the cargo compartment. Two hours and 40 minutes later the shattered balloon and its cargo parachuted back to earth, touching down 70 miles north of Sheffield in Linton-Upon-Ouse, after reaching a height of over 21 miles.

As the balloon rose, the cargo spun, taking photos in every direction. This panoramic view is composed of at least two photos.
As the balloon rose, the cargo spun, taking photos in every direction. This panoramic view is composed of at least two photos.

The launch took place before sunrise, but as the balloon rose it caught the early rays of dawn well before light touched the ground. Accelerating at almost five meters (16 feet) every second, the balloon expanded as the pressurized helium in the balloon met less and less resistance as the air thinned. In the very thin upper atmosphere, four times the altitude at which jetliners cruise, the balloon suddenly ruptured, and after falling into denser air, a parachute blossomed out, slowing the long fall to Earth.

Weston Park was not the most attractive venue for a launch in the wee hours of the morning.

Weston Park, very early on Sept. 20, 2012.
Weston Park, very early on Sept. 20, 2012.
Not surprisingly, there was no real crowd in the pre-dawn darkness.
Not surprisingly, there was no real crowd in the pre-dawn darkness.
Off in the distance, the curiously unartful Arts Tower looms over the University of Sheffield.
Off in the distance, the curiously unartful Arts Tower looms over the University of Sheffield.

One of the poems was written by Lykara Ryder. She composed it during a trans-polar flight from the UK to the US, looking down from her window seat as the snow and ice-covered fields of far northern Canada gradually gave way to signs of habitation.

Entries to the Your Poem in Space competition were submitted on oversized postcards. For launch, the postcards had to be folded for placement in the cargo container. Yes, this postcard has traveled 120,000 feet into the thin air, or four times as high as a jetliner at cruising altitude.
Entries to the Your Poem in Space competition were submitted on oversized postcards. For launch, the postcards had to be folded for placement in the cargo container. Yes, this postcard has traveled 120,000 feet into the thin air, or four times as high as a jetliner at cruising altitude. Click on the image for a larger view.

Window seat on a night flight

By Lykara Ryder

Beneath the sight-stealing white
mist, the lines of light
that mark the land are burned, like sun
spots, into my eyes until the horizon
smudges out. So
this grid of humanity below
has me puff and sigh, full of wonder
as crystals of water
chillingly robe
lives that span the globe
and days that cross continents.
I dream until descent
of posted parcels, Army
boys coming home, the debris
of broken homes being flung
across the sky, now strung —
just like these lights — crosswise
above the earth below my eyes.

Cameras mounted in the cargo compartment recorded the ascent. Note the increase in the size of the balloon as the balloon rises.

A barely seen ballon rises above the camera in the pre-dawn darkness, carrying poems, cameras, and a GPS transponder.
A barely seen balloon rises above the camera in the pre-dawn darkness, carrying poems, cameras, and a GPS transponder.
Once the balloon rises high enough, the first dim rays of morning illuminate it.
Once the balloon rises high enough, the first dim rays of morning illuminate it.
The yellow light of dawn strikes the balloon after it is several miles up.
The yellow light of dawn strikes the balloon after it is several miles up.
After rising even higher, the thin air can no longer support water vapor, leaving the sky black.
After rising even higher, the thin air can no longer support water vapor, leaving the sky black.
As the balloon rises, the air pressure on the outside falls, and the helium inside of the balloon stretches the skin to the limit.
As the balloon rises, the air pressure on the outside falls, and the helium inside of the balloon stretches the skin to the limit.
At over 100,000 feet, the pressure from the gas inside stretches the balloon to the breaking point, and the poem begins a long fall to Earth.
At over 100,000 feet, the pressure from the gas inside stretches the balloon to the breaking point, and the poem begins a long fall to Earth.
After the balloon breaks and everything starts to fall back to Earth, a parachute catches the thin air for the long trip down.
After the balloon breaks and everything starts to fall back to Earth, a parachute catches the thin air for the long trip down.
As the balloon rose, it caught the light of the coming day while the ground was still in darkness.
As the balloon rose, it caught the light of the coming day while the ground was still in darkness.
Several miles up, peeking over the curve of the Earth, the dawn of a new day approaches.
Several miles up, peeking over the curve of the Earth, the dawn of a new day approaches.
Several miles above the clouds and still rising, the camera catches the sun, just 93 million miiles away.
Several miles above the clouds and still rising, the camera catches the sun, just 93 million miles away.
Given the height of the camera, the clouds in the distance are well over the North Sea and the Netherlands.
Given the height of the camera, the clouds in the distance are well over the North Sea and the Netherlands.

Digital scrapbook V

What priests (presumably Anglican) want you to know:

http://dirtysexyministry.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/what-priests-want-you-to-know.html

Silhouette Man wonders WTF is wrong with America (note: language is in keeping with what one might expect of posts including the abbreviation “WTF”):

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/06/26/1103368/-The-One-Comic-That-Explains-Just-How-Screwed-America-Is

I’m farming and I grow it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48H7zOQrX3U

The Star Wars that I used to know:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlbPXZEpRE

Ballet dance porn? Daughter-chan and I are still discussing how to describe this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcEq4Qz95i8

Alphabet game:

This would have come in so handy when I was four.