Caged crib haven from heaven

According to the packaging on this box, this plastic crib can be turned into a toddler bed, a daybed, and a full size bed (some pieces sold separately). You can adjust the mattress to three different heights, and the pieces have been tested for lead and toxic elements. Significantly, it does not say the pieces are lead or toxin free, just that they’ve been tested. You are apparently free to look up what ASTM, JPMA, and CPSC certification may or may not mean; it has been certified by these abbreviations for — something.

Give it some thought and you will realize that, if you buy this crib for a child, you may be sentencing them to stay in it the rest of their life.

This is not just some cheap throw-away plastic bed for your child. Nope, this is designed to be a life sentence behind bars. Or slats.

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I started life as a child.